At last, a comprehensive list.
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Posted by ÿ at December 19, 2003 01:02 PMHey! Where is Nelly Furtado's hight??? Lots of greetz! Cool site!
Posted by: CC on January 4, 2004 01:15 PM .Hello can anyone tell me the height of the actress Thora Birch?
Posted by: Carlos Aviles on February 6, 2004 09:43 PM .Hey ÿ, I'll take this one because I was just reading about it. Surprisingly, Peter Jackson is only four and one-half inches tall.
Posted by: TheDiscourse on February 10, 2004 10:21 PM .Looks like you've got another "My I.Q."-type thread on your hands (only this one looks like it'll be fun, and so far isn't populated by retards). What's the over/under on the 30th comment? I'm saying April 20th.
Posted by: tv on February 10, 2004 10:40 PM .I'll take that bet, tv.
thediscourse, I don't know what you've been reading, but it sure is funny. I can't let my peeps down tho. this is a public service i'm performing here! Peter Jackson is 5'11.
Posted by: ÿ on February 11, 2004 10:16 AM .Hello, could you tell me the height of the actress Eliza Dushku?
Posted by: Carlos Aviles on February 25, 2004 05:54 PM .ÿ, looks like you've found your true calling: celebrity measurist.
How tall was Groucho Marx? Pompey the "Great"? Tintin?
Posted by: D on February 26, 2004 09:00 AM .hello again, just saw her at the oscars, can u tell me Scarlet Johansen's height?
Posted by: Carlos Aviles on March 1, 2004 11:54 AM .Scarlet Johansen is three apples high. She lives in a mushroom.
Posted by: adHominem on March 1, 2004 12:50 PM .Maybe Johansen's 5'10 Aviles, I don't know tho - can't find the hard facts anywhere and I got tired of looking.
Sorry.
I'll try and do better next time.
Posted by: ÿ on March 9, 2004 04:19 PM .Sonja Smits? Martin Amis? Rex Harrington? Rex Murphy? TheDiscourse?
Posted by: TheDiscourse on May 11, 2004 07:56 PM .Wow, I always thought Angelina Jolie was a lot taller then 5''7. I don't really think 5''7 should be considered short for a woman (maybe its 'cause I myself am 5''5 and hate thinking of myself as a pip squeak).
Posted by: Sassy on May 12, 2004 03:56 PM .How tall is Jada Pinkett Smith? How many beauties are there under 5'1"? I hear the Olson twins are tiny tots.
Posted by: Jenny on May 12, 2004 05:08 PM .Jada's 5'0.
There are 2114756928 beauties under 5'1.
The Olson Twins, I've read, are 5'6". One of them, inevitably, has a half-inch on the other.
Posted by: ÿ on May 13, 2004 09:56 AM .I've read the twins are considerably shorter. I heard one is 5'1", and the other is 5'0 1/2" or something.
How's about Brad Pitt and his temp wife, Jennifer?
Posted by: Jenny on May 13, 2004 11:41 AM .The Olson twins were 5'1" a year or two ago. Brad Pitt's 5'11". Temp wife is 5'5" or some shit.
Posted by: ÿ on May 14, 2004 10:47 AM .I'm calling bullshit on that one. I seriously doubt the twins could grow frickin 5 inches in 2 years. Besides, have you seen the pics with their boyfriends?? The boyfriends would have to be 7 foot towers!
Posted by: Kirby the Toymaker on May 14, 2004 10:59 AM .Just make sure you double check your sources next time. It wouldn't hurt to actually think about your answers first, too.
Posted by: Kirby the Toymaker on May 18, 2004 12:33 PM .Hey Sassy!
Here she's 5'9"; here, 5'8"; here 5'5" and here they at least admit they don't know.
I welcome all conjecture. Sorry if I've let you down!
Posted by: ÿ on May 19, 2004 03:09 PM .I am going to go with 5'5. Don't apologize for not knowing her exact height, kudos to you for trying to find out in the first place, I see you put in the effort and that is what counts in the end.
Posted by: Sassy on May 19, 2004 04:01 PM .How tall would Brad Pitt, Li'l Kim, and Giovanni Ribisi be if you stacked them?
Posted by: adHominem on May 19, 2004 09:17 PM .One more...I just saw Mean Girls the other night, but couldn't gage how tall she was, Tina Fey?
Posted by: Sassy on May 20, 2004 01:34 PM .Dude, that Brad Pitt, L'il Kim Ribisi tower is bullshit; L'il Kim is under 5' and Ribisi's tiny too so what, is brad pitt Seven Feet TALL??? Why do you have to go and lie like that?
Posted by: on May 20, 2004 06:34 PM .li'l Kim = 4'11"
brad pitt = 5'11"
Giovanni Ribisi = 5'7"
5 + 5 + 4 = 14
11 + 11 + 7 = 2'5"
14 + 2'5" = 16'5"
How tall is Sofia Coppola? Riley Keough? Lisa Marie Presley? Christina Aguilera? Courtney Cox?
Posted by: Madison on May 21, 2004 01:13 PM .Fucking fine. For the record, also, Rex Murphy is 5'11", Sonja Smits is 5'9", Rex Harrington is 6' and Martin Amis is four inches tall, according to Clive James. Thanks a bundle for figuring that out.
Jerk.
Posted by: TheDiscourse on May 21, 2004 08:02 PM .Ssssssshhhhhhhit. I was good at this, once.
Back in my prime, here's what I did: I typed the name of the celebrity in question-- in quotation marks-- then "+ Height" at that sight they call google, and generally speaking, the numbers would show up without even having to explore through any links. The one variable was that often, instead of there being "Height: 6'1", there would be appear the viciously abused phrase "at the height of his/her career/talent/powers..."
I can tell you exactly what threw me: It was a sunny day, late in May. It took me about ten minutes to figure out the answer to Madison's taxing post. I can't remember why, but one of those names proved exceptionally difficult to get a height on. And just as I was typing it all in, Sofia Coppola, Riley Keough, Lisa Marie Presley, Christina Aguilera, Courtney Cox, every last one of these magnificent mothers, with digits proudly listed aside their names, well... the phone musta rang or something... Hours later, I quit out of my web-browser, without clicking on "Post" first.
I was so devastated I could barely sleep for three nights. I couldn't eat, I couldn't think. And it was then I knew I was a celebrity measurist no more, for the road to recovery involved a task too tedious to fathom.
Sorry Polly. Danny. Madison. Everyone. I've let you down.
Posted by: ÿ on June 17, 2004 03:25 PM .Thank you for apologizing. You are no guru - only a good Google Dude - and it must have taken guts to confess the method to your madness.
I fear your web page will not last, now that you have revealed your secret.
Adios Amigo and Buenos Noches.
Posted by: Madison on June 19, 2004 12:52 AM .Ok I just wanted to let whoever wanted to know..Riley Keough is only 5"5. She would have a very hard time getting signed if she weren't the grandaughter of you know who.
Posted by: Adriana on July 1, 2004 05:24 PM .this website is the biggest piece of shit ever i fucking hate you man now i can never know how tall famous people are! burn in hell, cunt
Posted by: daniel on July 6, 2004 12:57 AM .How tall is little Taryn Manning? My guess is 4'9 or 4'10
Posted by: Ryan on November 7, 2004 10:53 AM .