Duncan Tell, as in, "I love you more than Duncan Tell", is one of those things a person can hear without questioning for only so long. Certain people could go a whole lot longer, doubtless, were they not the children of loving and affectionate enunciators. "It's 'tongue can tell'?" "I know! I thought Duncan Tell was the most well-loved guy on the planet so I was like: 'Dad, do you know what this means? There's no Duncan Tell!'" Which is too bad, as he'd a been one hell of a guy.