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Posted by King at Agosto 13, 2003 03:11 AMKinger, this is deeply disturbing. However, twenty bonus points for "thunderfuck crunch cereal" which is the single best nonexistent brand name ever and which you should trademark at your earliest possible convenience, for possible marketing at a later, yet-more-decadent stage in our civilization.
Posted by: adHominem on Agosto 15, 2003 06:11 PM .Have you people got your power back yet? You've been all over the news down here in Oz.
... Thunderfuck Crunch Cereal- now THAT would give you POWER! Yeah Baby!!!
we have found your web site to be the most useless site on the net. You think you are clever and witty. Wow. do you actually have any substance to you. Can you actually say anything humourus if not intelligent? keep doing thse needles.
Posted by: butros on Agosto 26, 2003 07:28 AM .Dear butros,
Thank you for your comment. As far as uselessness goes, I can't think of anything more useless than a group of people dedicated to finding useless sites on the internet.
Go fuck yourself,
King
Posted by: king on Agosto 26, 2003 10:24 AM .Recently, several fans have asked me what the fuck I was thinking when I wrote this. The fact of the matter is that I have no real idea. I do know that the script for a fake commercial we shot a few weeks ago called "Tom Cruise Cereal" was keeping me awake all night because I let my mind wander from the original idea. Also, several people told me it wasn't inherently a very funny idea and that I should use a different celebrity. In the end I did change the script but it stuck pretty close to the original. We'll see whether it's funny or not, but I don't think that Tom Cruise is any less funny than a lot of other celebrities. To me he's kind of more funny, but he's super bland when you start to investigate him. A few times in the past few months I've been personally or collectively stuck with writing projects, and have discovered that the idea that ends up winning through is usually pretty close to the original image or notion that got you going in the first place. You deviate from it, and sometimes you inform it a little more, but your best idea about a creative project seems for me to be the first one. The inspiration. The great gift that comes from somewhere else. When I'm stuck next time, that's where I'm going back to.
Having said that, I read through an old notebook last night, and a lot of what I thought were inspired ideas at the time, aren't worth a bag of piss.